This previous week has been hell for the handmaidens of white supremacy, particularly in case your identify begins with “Ok.” In the identical week, the Trump administration misplaced/fired Kristi Noem, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Katie Zacharia. I pity all of the MAGA-affiliated, Botox-syringe-wielding dermatologists, as a result of I am certain they’ve all misplaced hundreds of thousands of {dollars}. Let’s undergo the checklist:
*Katie Zacharia. Zacaharia is arguably the funniest dismissal on this checklist. Zacharia was named the brand new White Home press secretary following the summer season firing of Karoline Leavitt. Zacaharia’s first press briefing came about on Tuesday the thirteenth. She was fired on the sixteenth. It turned out that she had been mendacity for a few years about her passage to the bar and her license to observe legislation. His press briefings have been marked by a half-hearted incapacity to learn notes and an entire ignorance of the reality. She did not even final a full Scaramucci.
*Kimberly Guilfoyle. Guilfoyle dated Donald Trump Jr. for a few years, however he dumped her and lately remarried, though her father didn’t attend her wedding ceremony. Nonetheless, Guilfoyle was with Don so lengthy that she was fairly deeply entrenched within the MAGA forms. She was appointed United States Ambassador to Greece by Donald Trump. Then, final week, studies surfaced that Guilfoyle was begging MAGA donors to pay his bank card payments in change for entry. In a wonderful second of foreshadowing, Guilfoyle’s firing as ambassador was introduced by Katie Zacharia throughout her first White Home press briefing. *chef’s kiss*
*Kristi Noem. Noem was fired from her publish as Secretary of Homeland Safety in early 2026, however she was given a silly, busy job to avoid wasting face: particular envoy for the Americas Defend. Nicely, Noem is absent as particular correspondent!! This information broke on Friday, as did Zacharia’s firing. In line with CBS Information (by way of Individuals), “Kristi Noem’s envoy standing expired final month and he or she not holds that place. She now serves as a senior advisor to Deputy Secretary Landau and continues to work on the Americas Defend portfolio.” Phew. “Senior advisor” is as imaginary as “particular envoy”. At the very least she can have extra time to spend together with her transvestite husband, whom she is divorcing.
The lesson for all girls is that while you get near the fascists, you can be the primary below the wheels of the bus.
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White Home Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing within the James S Brady Press Briefing Room of the White Home in Washington That includes: Katie Zacharia The place: Washington, District of Columbia, United States when: 13 Oct 2026 Credit score: Ron Sachs/CNP/INSTARimages
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Donald J. Trump, Jr., proper, and Kimberly Guilfoyle, left, pay attention as United States President Donald J. Trump delivers remarks throughout the Presidential Social Media Summit within the East Room of the White Home in Washington, DC, Thursday, July 11, 2019. Credit score: Ron Sachs / CNP | worldwide use,Picture: 536636821, License: Rights Managed, Restrictions: UK and US ONLY – DIRECT SALES ONLY – Price payable upon copy – For any questions contact Avalon.purple – gross sales@avalon.purple London: +44 (0) 20 7421 6000 Los Angeles: +1 (310) 822 0419 Berlin: +49 (0) 30 76 212 251, mannequin model: no
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On this picture from the Republican Nationwide Conference video stream, Kimberly Guilfoyle, nationwide chairwoman of the Victory Finance Committee, makes remarks throughout the first day of the conference, Monday, August 24, 2020. Credit score: Republican Nationwide Conference by way of CNP | worldwide use,Picture: 563304570, License: Rights Managed, Restrictions: UK and US ONLY – DIRECT SALES ONLY – Price payable upon copy – For any questions contact Avalon.purple – gross sales@avalon.purple London: +44 (0) 20 7421 6000 Los Angeles: +1 (310) 822 0419 Berlin: +49 (0) 30 76 212 251, mannequin model: no
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South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem seems earlier than a Home Committee on Pure Sources listening to on HR 3397, to demand that the Director of the Bureau of Land Administration withdraw a Bureau of Land Administration rule referring to conservation and panorama well being, on the Longworth Home workplace constructing. That includes: Kristi Noem The place: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: Jun 15, 2023 Credit score: Rod Lamkey/CNP/startraksphoto.com
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U.S. Secretary of Homeland Safety (DHS) Kristi Noem participates in a Cupboard assembly within the Cupboard Room of the White Home in Washington, DC That includes: Kristi Noem The place: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 08 Jul 2025 Credit score: Aaron Schwartz/POOL by way of CNP/INSTARimages.com
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President Donald Trump participates in his first public Cupboard assembly because the begin of ICE/CBP operations in Minneapolis, Minnesota That includes: Kristi Noem The place: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 29 Jan 2026 Credit score: Aaron Schwartz/POOL by way of CNP/INSTARimages.com
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White Home Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing within the James S Brady Press Briefing Room of the White Home in Washington That includes: Katie Zacharia The place: Washington, District of Columbia, United States when: 13 Oct 2026 Credit score: Ron Sachs/CNP/INSTARimages
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White Home Press Secretary Katie Zacharia holds her first press briefing within the James S Brady Press Briefing Room of the White Home in Washington That includes: Katie Zacharia The place: Washington, District of Columbia, United States when: 13 Oct 2026 Credit score: Ron Sachs/CNP/INSTARimages